"I told my Mom I'm dating a 37-year-old bisexual witch," my 23-year-old boyfriend confessed.
"Dave!" I yelled, "How am I ever going to face them?"
"Oh come on, " he said, "They'll like you-you'll see."
"Look," I said, "Close your eyes. Now--what comes to mind when you hear the words 'bisexual witch'?"
He started to laugh.
"Do you see what I mean? Now compare that to how simple and boring my life really is!"
"I see...I'm dating the wrong bisexual witch!"
My well aimed pillow hit him right in the forehead.
[Ed. note: This is an example of a short-short story under 100 words. See contest information on table of contents page and labyris home page. $50.00 prize!]